Friday, February 6, 2009 - 9:44 PM
A REAL List of Who Is Who in the Hospital
Just happened to come across this on some forum. Makes sense doesn't it? HAHA!
A Professor
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God
A Senior Consultant
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a shunting engine
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God.
A Consultant
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with God if special request is approved.
A Fellow
Barely clears a pre-fabricated hut
Loses a tug of war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God.
A Registrar
Makes high marks on a wall when trying to clear tall buildings
Is run over by a locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without injuring himself
Doggy paddles
Talks to animals.
A Resident
Runs into buildings
Recognises locomotives two times out of three
Is not issued amunition
Can stay afloat with a life jacket
Talks to walls.
An Intern
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
Says 'look at the choo-choo'
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself.
and finally the VIP........
drumrolllllllllllllllllllllllll
A Registered Nurse
Lifts up tall buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off tracks
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth
Freezes water with a single stare
Is GOD!
haha ok it just sounded so funny I had to post it here.
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